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Real life Situation ... By: WonderNoobie. on 02 Sep 10, 00:43:17 Real life Situation #21. You are at the airport trying to get a flight to visit your dieing mother in the hospital when a flight attendant asks you how your day is to get money from you to buy crack. The first thing you are going to want to do is get wrist control. See, now you have complete control of her wrists. Next thing you are going to want to do is pull out your Louville Slugger because it's very hard to bring a gun into an airport. After that, you pull out your gun.
sounds like some ... By: wonderpetwarrior. on 31 Aug 10, 23:56:06 sounds like some muggers are coming in police cars...
THIS HELPED ME ALOT! By: METALLICBUBBLGUM. on 31 Aug 10, 20:03:44 THIS HELPED ME ALOT!
Im sensing a theme ... By: alamaluxner. on 31 Aug 10, 16:26:47 Im sensing a theme here...
the transitions are ... By: AntGatta. on 30 Aug 10, 06:52:22 the transitions are probably the best part
@ArthurEricBlair
I ... By: HeiwaTheNeko. on 30 Aug 10, 03:08:53 @ArthurEricBlair
I suppose you could say that it is, minus any of the bits about fresh fruit.
Real life situation ... By: DeckedTigerUnit. on 28 Aug 10, 23:35:29 Real life situation #12.Your inside a shop and you want an item,you take it and put it in your pocket now shop keeper asks for money (to buy crack of course) so you walk up to the 65yr Indian man grab his wrist (remember his a mugger and wants crack) now you have "wrist control" Ok! now you pull out your gun,now remember you have complete wrist control but the mugger's sneaky so he presses the alarm and more muggers come with sirens and guns so you run because they want your money for crack.
I can now see why ... By: sk8erdog27. on 28 Aug 10, 17:57:36 I can now see why he is a white belt.
It's all in the ... By: ShaunFMproductions. on 28 Aug 10, 00:35:01 It's all in the wrist control.
@MrPotatoIsMean ... By: tymbomb11. on 26 Aug 10, 18:01:37 @MrPotatoIsMean noticed that too
Funny how the ... By: MrPotatoIsMean. on 26 Aug 10, 04:19:53 Funny how the mugger is black?
OMFG it's troy from ... By: natiwati33. on 25 Aug 10, 23:34:52 OMFG it's troy from community!
thumbs up for vol 2 ... By: PlainLazyXD. on 25 Aug 10, 11:53:39 thumbs up for vol 2 :)
"S0UNDS like some ... By: wompwompWomp1. on 25 Aug 10, 04:25:54 "S0UNDS like some muggers are coming in police cars" LMAOOO
huge rip off of ... By: ArthurEricBlair. on 24 Aug 10, 14:03:06 huge rip off of monty python, though.
DuuDE you train ... By: PsYc0tIkDrEaM. on 24 Aug 10, 03:55:53 DuuDE you train with Renzo Gracie?!?!?
Holy crap Troy was ... By: darkphoenix2. on 23 Aug 10, 23:37:19 Holy crap Troy was in this video!
he is asleep in his ... By: jackien72. on 23 Aug 10, 20:24:57 he is asleep in his own bed and he is mugging you ah ha ha ha
asleep in his own ... By: jackien72. on 23 Aug 10, 20:24:31 asleep in his own bed and mugging you ah ha ha ha
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your mugger is ... By: tutsysisters. on 20 Aug 10, 14:26:42 your mugger is asleep in his own bed! and hes mugging you! hahaha
Real Life Situation ... By: Mcheetah. on 19 Aug 10, 20:35:27 Real Life Situation #89. A guy is on a video on YouTube demostrating self defense. He is mugging you and he wants crack. Okay, now what you're going to want to do is grab the tower of the PC. You now have wrist control on it. Next thing you're going to want to do is pull out your gun at the monitor. Okay, the guy is now backing down. The screen is now saying "Replay Like Share." You now have complete control.
@AlexKearnsIsGay ... By: namesarenteverytube. on 18 Aug 10, 02:38:33 @AlexKearnsIsGay HAHAHA!!! NUB CONTROL!!!
The mugging girl is ... By: TAJEpsilon. on 17 Aug 10, 20:44:59 The mugging girl is kinda cute. lol
hahahhahaha the ad ... By: mellin4820. on 17 Aug 10, 19:00:11 hahahhahaha the ad that popped up on the video for me was for "warrior's cove" minnesota martial arts
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In this free video clip learn how to properly defend against and administer frontal gun attacks according to Krav Maga teachings for self defense training. Expert: Steve Jimenez Contact: www.fitandfearless.c om Bio: Steve Jimenez is the lead instructor of the South Austin location for Krav Maga International. He holds three black belts in three martial arts disciplines. Filmmaker: Murlin Evans
problem with this ... By: Popsicle22754. on 05 Sep 10, 16:52:05 problem with this is if the firearm discharges it will burn and brake your hands...
what if the gun was ... By: zezima48. on 05 Sep 10, 16:17:09 what if the gun was out of my reach and i had nothing to give to the robber? hmm?
i think you have to ... By: AndreiThePwnage. on 05 Sep 10, 14:58:20 i think you have to be an idiot to try and protect yourself, if you learn how to do it on youtube. I am a martial arts guy (karate) and i would give what i have if a gun was pointed at me..my cellphone is not worth more than my life.
@CynicalSino
Pro ... By: CandyVolcano. on 05 Sep 10, 14:40:50 @CynicalSino
Pro Tip: Don't rob anyone with the gun in the persons face, keep distance.
Give him your PENIS ... By: gabemurphy71. on 05 Sep 10, 13:04:15 Give him your PENIS!
Pro Tip: Don't rob ... By: CynicalSino. on 05 Sep 10, 11:47:22 Pro Tip: Don't rob anyone with a voice like that.
i like this but one ... By: st3phenJC. on 05 Sep 10, 06:14:13 i like this but one thing, lets say in the proses the firearm is fired then your hands will get bitten by the blow-back movement of the slide
@ShadowBlade448 No ... By: wadad17. on 05 Sep 10, 05:24:00 @ShadowBlade448 No you offer a BJ OF COURSE YOU SHOOT HIM.
@PabzGLRP ....I ... By: wadad17. on 05 Sep 10, 05:20:55 @PabzGLRP ....I could just imagine that "GIVE ME YOUR MON-" "Free BJ?......"
yay new gun!!!!!! By: fsxmaster54. on 04 Sep 10, 19:07:17 yay new gun!!!!!!
Just to get it ... By: pd5987. on 04 Sep 10, 18:38:04 Just to get it right... This stuff is no hero shit people would do everyday. Its a last resort in a matter of being killed or trying to save your life. And it will surely not always work. maybe the poster should have mentioned that to get rid of any confusion... good video, thanks
The 1,380 that ... By: TheAnswerer1. on 04 Sep 10, 17:50:25 The 1,380 that disliked this are criminals.
i think when it ... By: buggymann4488. on 04 Sep 10, 16:26:52 i think when it gets down to it, when you are in a life or death situation, it is a kill or be killed type of thing.
cool very easy xD By: JKL09KL. on 04 Sep 10, 15:24:32 cool very easy xD
no wonder there are ... By: Slic3R1. on 04 Sep 10, 14:08:48 no wonder there are captions in this video,he sounds like he has a dick in his throat
NO NO SAM FISHER ... By: idontlikemakingnames. on 04 Sep 10, 13:04:28 NO NO SAM FISHER DOESNT DO IT LIKE THT,,, THAT WILL CUZ TO MUCH NOISE AND HIS ALREADY SET OFF 2 ALARMS
bottom line is ... By: samuraihavok607. on 04 Sep 10, 12:33:56 bottom line is folks yes u can give the attacker what he wants your money, your car keys ect.... but there is no sure thing the guy not gonna just shoot u after he has all your shit. it falls on personal choice do u fight back and risk being shot or do u risk being shot doing nothing .
his voice is so ... By: yoyo89614. on 04 Sep 10, 11:52:39 his voice is so deep
@StarForceTrooper
... By: barfingjake. on 04 Sep 10, 09:56:33 @StarForceTrooper
In a fantasy maybe, but in reality then you would be experiencing something known as hydrostatic shock.
@ledias65
playing ... By: RepublicAgent. on 04 Sep 10, 08:58:51 @ledias65
playing video games help. I'm nothing ripped, but my reaction time is good.
just walk away ... By: sam199166. on 04 Sep 10, 07:26:12 just walk away mannnnn
@selllout101 You ... By: MiguelXSR. on 04 Sep 10, 03:12:00 @selllout101 You would leap on him like a zombie and tear his eye balls out.
@dfnsake haha. yes ... By: MAandS. on 05 Sep 10, 15:07:27 @dfnsake haha. yes really. the people who make grandtheft auto ALWAYS do a good job with the cast
@MAandS
really? * ... By: dfnsake. on 05 Sep 10, 14:49:10 @MAandS
really? *lol*
how funny is that? ha, that totally made my day. :D
great!
@dfnsake ooooh
... By: MAandS. on 05 Sep 10, 14:01:25 @dfnsake ooooh
they were not inspired by Bas Ruten.
that IS Bas Ruten in GTAIV.
@MAandS
it´s ... By: dfnsake. on 05 Sep 10, 13:50:43 @MAandS
it´s supposed to be somewhat of a "funny comment". no, not sarcastic. i belive that the producers of gta IV where inspired by him. maybe. :D
by the way: excuse my bad english. it´s jus my second language. :)
i beat someone up ... By: DarkGlobus1OO. on 05 Sep 10, 12:07:26 i beat someone up using the arm thing man it was easy!
ahahahahahahahahh!! ... By: GettheKnife0. on 05 Sep 10, 11:42:49 ahahahahahahahahh!!!!
BANG BANG BANG ... By: afamity1. on 05 Sep 10, 08:04:27 BANG BANG BANG LMFAO! He's not only a great fighter but funny as hell too!
@dfnsake ur being ... By: MAandS. on 05 Sep 10, 00:17:35 @dfnsake ur being sarcastic right? thats totally him!
ok, i´m not a big ... By: dfnsake. on 04 Sep 10, 20:41:11 ok, i´m not a big gaming nerd. but this reminds me of one character at GTA IV... xD
seriously... i don´t want to fight this guy... xD poor liver.
@MADxMONK3Y
No, ... By: Skatilltheend. on 04 Sep 10, 18:44:19 @MADxMONK3Y
No, Chuck Norris is the Bas Rutten of America!
@dperry203 you know ... By: peteymandem. on 03 Sep 10, 22:04:00 @dperry203 you know murder is still illegal in holland
Fuck Bas! He got ... By: MPA2000. on 03 Sep 10, 03:28:00 Fuck Bas! He got his ass beat by Randleman. Randleman was robbed.
its worth of watch ... By: owelsung66. on 03 Sep 10, 01:53:03 its worth of watch 4/5.. all you need to do is watching it. You may try it at Free Movie Zone . n e t
@MADxMONK3Y
Nay ... By: kaczok. on 02 Sep 10, 21:47:38 @MADxMONK3Y
Nay. Bas would wipe the floor with Chuck...
...and then he would stab him in the liver.
Some of these seem ... By: Paool3107. on 02 Sep 10, 21:01:12 Some of these seem less like "defense" and more like "beating the shit out of people who are bothering you" :P
"Create distance, ... By: TheBossman9001. on 02 Sep 10, 19:09:09 "Create distance, and grab a chair!"
the best advidce for almost any situation lol
Bas will always ... By: xBeauVx. on 02 Sep 10, 18:30:06 Bas will always make me laugh, this guy is a god amongst men :D
Bas needs to ... By: dperry203. on 02 Sep 10, 05:32:03 Bas needs to realize not every fight is life or death. Not everyone lives is Holland. You use some of these and you will go to jail for a long time. I have been in a few fights and if i took out their eyes or killed them i wouldnt be here. sometimes a fight is just a fight. Also Bas is a very strong and powerful guy with huge hands. Some of the stuff he is showing dont work for most people. Even for him this stuff has a low success rate and would require luck.
Woo that's fucked ... By: paultheshiv. on 01 Sep 10, 22:06:29 Woo that's fucked up bas is cool
Keep this man away ... By: thejaffaman78. on 01 Sep 10, 14:58:32 Keep this man away from me...
Hes so fuckin ... By: DOWN545454. on 01 Sep 10, 00:10:39 Hes so fuckin hilarious...
My two fav parts : ... By: Scouserrrr08. on 31 Aug 10, 18:37:11 My two fav parts : 0:35 , 3:22
3:23 Look at how ... By: Diffuser84. on 31 Aug 10, 11:20:26 3:23 Look at how fucking close Bas is to smash that guys face.
These actually are ... By: IzzoTrainingSystems. on 03 Sep 10, 14:45:59 These actually are great concepts for self defense.
I don't understand, ... By: snapper842002. on 01 Sep 10, 13:42:56 I don't understand, is this for real?
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U cant do a 'simple ... By: SLIPKNOT0fan1. on 31 Aug 10, 07:06:17 U cant do a 'simple' video without interruption and repetition?
the guy with ... By: Kanawanu. on 30 Aug 10, 15:15:42 the guy with mustaches is "strutin that ass" guy?... xD
LOOOOOOL By: arloyola. on 29 Aug 10, 13:00:58 LOOOOOOL
Their acting was ... By: LordGohda. on 21 Aug 10, 10:27:41 Their acting was dorky. But some of those techniques are good. Maybe not all though
@whitedragonawa its ... By: joncamanei. on 20 Aug 10, 07:01:19 @whitedragonawa its gonna be much more expensive if you get hurt
this actually works ... By: darkpinup. on 20 Aug 10, 02:02:14 this actually works!! ive gotten out of fights an bad situations this way!
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now i can conquer ... By: mrbones26691. on 16 Aug 10, 21:14:39 now i can conquer my confrontations :D
hahahahaha! By: bokros. on 16 Aug 10, 06:40:18 hahahahaha!
You know they're ... By: douglasjohnkyle. on 14 Aug 10, 06:36:05 You know they're serious... one of them has a Fu Man Chu!
reach me with that ... By: jevanmanny. on 11 Aug 10, 04:27:31 reach me with that hand reach me with that hand he cannot
And if he has a gun ... By: Ventasmentos. on 10 Aug 10, 11:06:23 And if he has a gun you just fly away.
While watching this ... By: lilgoalieman. on 10 Aug 10, 07:03:05 While watching this video: "no bullies aint gunna mess with me anymore" at school: "what am i sapposed to do what am i sapposed to do".
28 people who dont ... By: Lassebb. on 09 Aug 10, 12:37:17 28 people who dont like this?? Whats the matter with you?!
is that the bassist ... By: boognish1975. on 06 Aug 10, 19:46:17 is that the bassist from spinal tap?
a Dork is a whale ... By: HeyYouPMme. on 05 Aug 10, 22:53:38 a Dork is a whale penis... just so you ppl should know
@AsadGstar
not in ... By: sooperfukker. on 04 Aug 10, 04:23:24 @AsadGstar
not in the way they're shown here
Now this is Self ... By: ph33ric. on 01 Aug 10, 20:38:48 Now this is Self Defense! To all you? do nothing mma? fans who sit at there computers all day and dont know what its like to be in a real fight!
Now this is Self ... By: ph33ric. on 01 Aug 10, 20:38:30 Now this is Self Defense! To all you? do nothing mma? fans who sit at there computers all day and dont know what its like to be in a real fight!
do low kicks really ... By: AsadGstar. on 29 Jul 10, 17:30:53 do low kicks really work?
i mean do they really??
@BigTurd wow... you ... By: Huhmasta. on 25 Jul 10, 03:51:34 @BigTurd wow... you really are a big turd, LOL
@jsaid1987 LOL, did ... By: Huhmasta. on 25 Jul 10, 03:36:22 @jsaid1987 LOL, did you take that quote from "sex panther cologne"?
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www.SelfDefenseTrain ingSecrets.com - Self defense groin kick secret to win a street fight fast. The groin kick in self defense techniques is often done wrong. Here's the secret...
my scout leader ... By: MATTNATTMATT. on 04 Sep 10, 22:54:50 my scout leader told me that if someone comes at you trying to start a fight, even if there are a group of them, kick them in the nuts, then as their head goes down, slam your knee into their face. if theres a group, pick the gobby one. because 9 times out of 10 the rest will back off. this isent profesional advise so please, if you know a better way, do that instead of my way.
@XWumpaXXFlicKX I ... By: Maiden6171. on 31 Aug 10, 09:43:48 @XWumpaXXFlicKX I see girls kick guys in the groin for fun or for self defence but they shouldnt do it otherwise we should kick them where it hurts
Sorry you said ... By: MrWhatever45. on 26 Aug 10, 19:15:29 Sorry you said something about a secret?
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let's buy a DVD ... By: stene12345. on 21 Aug 10, 23:42:48 let's buy a DVD thats learn's you how to kick someone in the balls.
@jamesykt69 I agree ... By: zzsharka. on 18 Aug 10, 11:54:22 @jamesykt69 I agree with most of that but wouldn't start with the eyes as the first move as it's obviously a small target & easier to miss than the throat.
damn... a knee ... By: jocamaneiro1. on 01 Aug 10, 05:20:16 damn... a knee coming right at my ballsack... that's gotta hurt like a bitch
Hey thanks for this ... By: phoenixhoneybee. on 28 Jul 10, 02:32:26 Hey thanks for this! I wouldn't have thought about some of the stuff you mentioned here. Now I really know how to deliver a good groin kick!
you cant beat a ... By: temponebl. on 26 Jul 10, 02:25:10 you cant beat a groin kick, it puts people to the floor or at least temporary to either run.
@XWumpaXXFlicKX - ... By: cqctraining. on 25 Jul 10, 12:41:46 @XWumpaXXFlicKX - You're absolutely right. The "haymaker" punch is typically what you're going to encounter, especially from guys who don't take some kind of martial arts training. We're programmed to pretty much just punch to the head and you can see it in any of the street fights caught on tape.
I have a few ground fighting videos on my YouTube channel but we'll be adding more and more in the near future.
Thanks for contributing!
~ Jeff
@ ... By: cqctraining. on 25 Jul 10, 12:34:04 @OntologicalQuandary - That's great that you found a martial art that clicks with you OQ! Everyone debates the best self defense system but what's most important is that you find one that you'll stick with and that feels right to you.
I personally take Krav Maga on the side but train in other self defense styles as well. Most of the Krav instructors I know also take Jiu Jitsu to add to their training. Sounds like you made a great move!
Train hard! ;-)
~ Jeff
I was deciding to ... By: OntologicalQuandary. on 25 Jul 10, 08:54:08 I was deciding to do jiu jitsu or krav maga and ended up with jiu jitsu. I am glad because the krav maga class is right before mine and to be honest it looks like a total joke. However I like these videos because we don't face knives or guns or nut shots in jiu jitsu lol
if the person is ... By: rock5642. on 25 Jul 10, 02:40:41 if the person is bigger size than you?
Excellent video!!! ... By: BackwoodsRifleman408. on 23 Jul 10, 19:55:54 Excellent video!!! Hell to all the idiots who think all fights have to be fair!!! I say do whatever it takes to win!!
from my street ... By: XWumpaXXFlicKX. on 19 Jul 10, 04:22:48 from my street fighting experience i know that most people just try to punch than tackle. so you should really do something to show people some ground techniques like half guards and maybe even a quarter guard. but show some takedowns
people think that ... By: MJ123446. on 17 Jul 10, 06:32:06 people think that kicking in the groin is a pussy shot
amazingly well done ... By: amoswiebe18. on 16 Jul 10, 20:56:52 amazingly well done video!!.If I was ever around you I would be wearing a cup !
@jamesykt69 - Well ... By: cqctraining. on 10 Jul 10, 14:14:53 @jamesykt69 - Well said brotha! In a real street fight, you need to do whatever it takes for self defense.
You definitely have that survivor's mind set and bring up some great fighting tips!
Thanks for contributing Jamesykkt69! Your posts are always welcome!
~ Jeff
@MrKillerrellik2008 ... By: cqctraining. on 10 Jul 10, 14:12:20 @MrKillerrellik2008 - Hoo boy...that's enough to rile up every WWII combatives enthusiast on the planet! LOL
lol CQC. isnt that ... By: MrKillerrellik2008. on 08 Jul 10, 11:02:49 lol CQC. isnt that from metal gear solid?
start by gouging ... By: jamesykt69. on 02 Jul 10, 10:26:51 start by gouging the eyes, grip the throat at the adams apple, kick in the nuts, win the fuckin fight. Dont think in a street fight to fight fair, as others wont. Go for the most vunrable parts of the body, eyes, throat, ball, nose. If a guy tackle you and gets on top, jam your thumb in his eye, grab his balls and squash them, anything to win. Fuck this fiar fight nonsense, this isnt ufc, this is real life. Oh, and dont forget to bite
@cqctraining Yeah I ... By: CzechShooter. on 30 Jun 10, 16:00:30 @cqctraining Yeah I see i totally agree about the ground fight but im talking about the traditional jiu jitsu not Brazilian. We also do brazilian but when it comes to the traditional I think a lot of those techniques are so unrealistic. I think its all about the way we practise it. If it is just for show or for self defense. If I compare us to other european teams I think we are more into self defense then them but id prefer even more.
@chess9920012002 ... By: TheSubwaysurfer. on 30 Jun 10, 15:18:03 @chess9920012002 tecnique is everything. SOme thing technique means you act like a robot waiting trained responses. Technique teaches you timing, reflective reaction, body positioning and how to deal with the randomness of a fight. We need to stop "elevating " the so called "street fighter" to this imagined level of invincibility. Technique and training is the great equalizer.
@CzechShooter every ... By: TheSubwaysurfer. on 30 Jun 10, 15:14:33 @CzechShooter every system uses prearranged tecniques! thats how we learn! even in jui jitsus.. when he does this , you do this, when you move this way, he's likely to do this... and then you drill. The military , law enforcement and special ops units have used these learning techniques for years and they DO work. This man is a combat veteran and is teaching out of his EXPERIENCE, not just out of his theory.
@CzechShooter - ... By: cqctraining. on 29 Jun 10, 21:11:17 @CzechShooter - thanks for your comments "shooter"!
I know a lot of close quarters combat guys who have trained in jiu jitsu to get their groundfighting game wired up tight. With the advancement of great systems like Krav Maga, it's become necessary because Krav didn't really have a ground training program until recent additions due to necessity.
In other words, learn jiu jitsu if you have access to the martial art but just learn how to apply the self defense techniques to a real street fight
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In this free video clip learn how to do straight punches with fist and palm according to Krav Maga teachings for self defense with martial arts. Expert: Steve Jimenez Contact: www.fitandfearless.c om Bio: Steve Jimenez is the lead instructor of the South Austin location for Krav Maga International. He holds three black belts in three martial arts disciplines. Filmmaker: Murlin Evans
i love how he just ... By: bobcat22227. on 05 Sep 10, 06:45:40 i love how he just touches his body all up and down at the end
"here here here here and here" xD
@PhoneyFuture
... By: Iraniancommunist777. on 05 Sep 10, 04:24:18 @PhoneyFuture
In a good way or a bad way?
@AqKylar
And ... By: Iraniancommunist777. on 05 Sep 10, 04:23:41 @AqKylar
And where the F*&^ is the chi energy?
I tried KravMaga ... By: Konoahsenki. on 04 Sep 10, 14:06:25 I tried KravMaga and I didn't like it....I prefer an other style for the street.
he is like chuck ... By: PhoneyFuture. on 04 Sep 10, 01:58:24 he is like chuck norris, only worse, just dont mess with him, neither chuck norris
ok, next put one ... By: AqKylar. on 03 Sep 10, 14:08:23 ok, next put one palm upside down and one the right way up.
next put the right way up one on top of the other,
bring it down to your lower left or right side
then twist your hips and thrust into opponents chest
congratulations you have master the kami-hami-ha
Teach me the falcon ... By: joejoepeck. on 02 Sep 10, 23:49:22 Teach me the falcon punch please!
if i punch someone ... By: Greenday4ewerr. on 01 Sep 10, 18:11:35 if i punch someone in the neck he gona die...no?
all i have to do is ... By: BSMTSinger33274. on 01 Sep 10, 16:26:10 all i have to do is a omega strike upper cut right up the jaw and my attacker will have a broken kneck ;)
Good way to tear ... By: CarolinaScout76. on 01 Sep 10, 16:08:31 Good way to tear your thumbs. Keep them tucked close to the hand. Krav Maga is good stuff though.
ok what idiot would ... By: Shadow2271. on 01 Sep 10, 09:39:12 ok what idiot would want to mug that guy?
@retsuta please ... By: BlackSoulOfHeaven. on 01 Sep 10, 03:41:46 @retsuta please take it easy man, I only wanted it to be a little funny... no need to get all protective and stuff, I just thought that people who watch such videos are usually do it for fun and interest and throwing in words like "kinetic" does not mix well.... lol it didn't come out funny but I didn't mean to do harm lol!!
@ninjasoccer23 ... By: ShadowBlade448. on 30 Aug 10, 22:40:41 @ninjasoccer23 Thanks. Now my head hurts.
i thought when you ... By: tekkendevilwithin. on 30 Aug 10, 20:23:26 i thought when you punch you have to twist your hand at the end to give it power at 90 degrees. i heard if you punch like this guy you will have no power.
@axylotyl001 And ... By: ollieandrew. on 30 Aug 10, 11:42:14 @axylotyl001 And boxing, kickboxing, partially tae-kwon do, shotokan karate do, kyokushin kaikan, kung fu, and the list goes oooooon. There is no such thing as a truly unique fighting style, dude. Except for capoeira, but try using that stuff in a full contact fight.
@BlackSoulOfHeaven ... By: retsuta. on 30 Aug 10, 09:55:46 @BlackSoulOfHeaven Alright, im sorry for making the assumption that you didn't know about physics. But you're previous comments towards crazedvillain... it seems totally different to what you're saying now. I mean, he had a theory, he used physics and you told him off because he used the word kinetic? and now you're saying that people generally don't know about physics? confused
again sorry for assuming you hadn't done physics
@axylotyl001 right. ... By: ageofcrackpipe. on 29 Aug 10, 12:46:43 @axylotyl001 right. no boxing involved at all.
He aint human ! By: convictedSTONNER. on 29 Aug 10, 00:57:18 He aint human !
These moves were ... By: axylotyl001. on 29 Aug 10, 00:05:03 These moves were taken from Isshin-Ryu Karate
@ninjasoccer23
... By: Iraniancommunist777. on 28 Aug 10, 07:22:08 @ninjasoccer23
If I got punched by him, I'd probably get killed
sylvester stallones ... By: Darthraven47. on 27 Aug 10, 23:57:56 sylvester stallones brother
@JRCrowley
You ... By: losethegame101. on 27 Aug 10, 23:42:59 @JRCrowley
You are a strange person.
0:58 is sound ... By: artaza99. on 27 Aug 10, 17:18:33 0:58 is sound effect i swear!
expertvillage.... ... By: MrLOKILLO15. on 27 Aug 10, 03:01:22 expertvillage.... of course thats why they can't tell the difference between a straight or a jab...
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In this free video clip, learn how to approach and handle a hostage situation using Krav Maga techniques and disciplines for self-defense. Expert: Steve Jimenez Contact: www.fitandfearless.c om Bio: Steve Jimenez is the lead instructor of the South Austin location for Krav Maga International. He holds three black belts in three martial arts disciplines. Filmmaker: Murlin Evans
Doesn't the gunner ... By: MrGrAnPa69. on 05 Sep 10, 02:49:30 Doesn't the gunner hold your neck not the chest and it's preaty tight so it's a 60 to 40 chance u might do it
@alexdudes007 dont ... By: wordoc23. on 05 Sep 10, 02:14:52 @alexdudes007 dont think ull have time to pull out ur gun.
in all honesty, ... By: scipholus. on 04 Sep 10, 23:25:28 in all honesty, point and shoot.
some body has ... By: fsxmaster54. on 04 Sep 10, 19:09:23 some body has lisend 2 the song what what in the but
Well, you learn ... By: randomdave30. on 04 Sep 10, 11:46:38 Well, you learn something new every day!
@ImpenetrableMist I ... By: CRHAYNES123. on 04 Sep 10, 04:54:19 @ImpenetrableMist I know a bullet's a bullet in reality
@CRHAYNES123 It can ... By: ImpenetrableMist. on 03 Sep 10, 17:38:37 @CRHAYNES123 It can be lethal even with small caliber bullets.
run with the gun :o ... By: bobbysam232. on 03 Sep 10, 17:03:12 run with the gun :o run with a weapon to the cops LOL
well and if you no ... By: bestbob52896. on 01 Sep 10, 13:32:58 well and if you no how to use it and if it were me and he pulled a knife or something then i would drop him with one in the head and two in the chest
Except that in a ... By: laikiunreal. on 01 Sep 10, 12:36:11 Except that in a real situation the guy have his fonger in the trigger and btw there is and alternative solution to take away the gun without rubbing my butt into the thief dick? 0:54
just saying...
What if the hostage ... By: alexdudes007. on 31 Aug 10, 20:05:54 What if the hostage had another gun D:?
@rickierekon it ... By: alexdudes007. on 31 Aug 10, 20:04:46 @rickierekon it does more harm than good? It would probably make monkey see, monkey do in a bad way.. I get your point and love the movies but not something "helpful" to children who want to learn self-defense. And most movies seem to be cool than eduacational.. =/
"Stop, dont touch ... By: thisismyname1920. on 31 Aug 10, 06:13:17 "Stop, dont touch me there, this is, my private square!"
@CRHAYNES123 Why ... By: rickierekon. on 30 Aug 10, 14:56:55 @CRHAYNES123 Why children should not be allowed to watch Die Hard movies...
My friend thinks he ... By: CRHAYNES123. on 29 Aug 10, 19:22:28 My friend thinks he can do all the gun technique crap(he's like 11) but instead of this, he thinks he should take the gun, point it next to his shoulder, and shoot THROUGH his shoulder into the other guy. :\ I told him "what if it's a .45 ACP with hollow points?"
@bitibitiboy Silly ... By: kev12345671. on 29 Aug 10, 17:40:41 @bitibitiboy Silly Noob. Of course he would have gotten blown off, especially after he "gets long and extends".
@zane757 That it is. By: DarkSigiles. on 29 Aug 10, 13:04:06 @zane757 That it is.
@DarkSigiles acully ... By: zane757. on 29 Aug 10, 10:23:21 @DarkSigiles acully you are kinda right i sudgest taking a class not watching a video thinking "im a badass i know Krav Maga by watching a video" but it is interesting to watch.
haha 0:54 he says " ... By: yomama6613. on 29 Aug 10, 07:07:19 haha 0:54 he says "im gonna make my self long and extend" then it shows him thrusting his ass against him :)
chances fo this to ... By: BroBijak. on 28 Aug 10, 22:48:41 chances fo this to work for us civilian are like 10%
@tehstephen you ... By: mad123kraby300. on 27 Aug 10, 22:28:16 @tehstephen you dont pull the triger you squeez the trigger
These self-defense ... By: skeletorsburrito. on 27 Aug 10, 21:37:08 These self-defense techniques are cool....They actually work. Wow. Nice job, guys.
thats stupid there ... By: bitibitiboy. on 26 Aug 10, 19:46:02 thats stupid there other ways to get out of that situation in real life he would get blown off already
@asianboi1004 no my ... By: tikletik. on 26 Aug 10, 14:39:41 @asianboi1004 no my friend. it looks gay, and it is gay.
lol if your not ... By: collin341. on 26 Aug 10, 10:13:09 lol if your not fermiliar with the gun : RUNNNNNNN xD
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from Monty Python's Flying Circus Season 1 - Episode 04 - Owl Stretching Time Recorded 21-09-69, Aired 26-10-69 I'm slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus series... Got any requests?
I'm slightly in ... By: AccidentalGhost. on 05 Sep 10, 15:22:44 I'm slightly in love with the way Eric Idle says pointed stick...hehe.
IF YOU CANNOT ... By: Mrcakeman34. on 05 Sep 10, 01:39:04 IF YOU CANNOT RELEASE THE LION, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!
Bananas are good - ... By: DConS81. on 04 Sep 10, 17:36:26 Bananas are good - Doctor Who
....and mangos in ... By: PleijeriZz. on 04 Sep 10, 12:07:19 ....and mangos in syrup...hahahah
@GrangerDanger94 ... By: keshihead85. on 04 Sep 10, 10:24:08 @GrangerDanger94 your one of the few americans that seem to get our humour mate. most of your fellow countymen think john cleese was called monthy python
@keshihead85 ... By: GrangerDanger94. on 04 Sep 10, 10:19:42 @keshihead85 heyyyyyyy im a yank and i LOVE monty python! I personally think british humor is MUCH better than American humor. actually, our producers HAVE no humor.
@keshihead85 Huh... ... By: KingLashiec. on 04 Sep 10, 04:36:48 @keshihead85 Huh... I've seen similar humor in American comedy, where a loudmouthed maniac makes people endure ridiculous scenarios.
this has to be 1 of ... By: bandit2133. on 04 Sep 10, 00:11:46 this has to be 1 of my fav episode
THIS IS HILARIOUS! ... By: MrKermit09. on 04 Sep 10, 00:10:59 THIS IS HILARIOUS! I type in "self defense against" and before anything that matters, THIS COMES UP! SO FUNNY
Gays in the ... By: Jinggley. on 03 Sep 10, 04:06:31 Gays in the military? Oh just talking about fruits.
137 people have no ... By: keshihead85. on 02 Sep 10, 17:26:12 137 people have no sense of humour. or are yanks
Immagine someone ... By: Tyrano824. on 01 Sep 10, 20:31:06 Immagine someone comes at you with a banana and you havent got a gun?
RUN FOR IT!!!!!!
XDXDXD
ROFLMAO
at least we know ... By: GameMaster701. on 01 Sep 10, 18:33:26 at least we know what happened to the rest of the class. lol
monty phyton = sooo ... By: woodfield8. on 31 Aug 10, 18:13:39 monty phyton = sooo briliant!!!
and I learned much from this video...
if someone attacks me with fresh fruit I will be ready!!!
@titytit
i´ll help ... By: gus23a. on 31 Aug 10, 16:06:46 @titytit
i´ll help you with a pointed stick.
Lol 16 ton on a ... By: BonJ364. on 30 Aug 10, 19:22:17 Lol 16 ton on a thin tring
I didn't understand ... By: z3r0skat3r14. on 30 Aug 10, 00:35:50 I didn't understand any of what they just said.
135 people are dumb ... By: yogirl421. on 29 Aug 10, 00:29:36 135 people are dumb people who have no life
i used to watch ... By: wntw319. on 28 Aug 10, 22:17:40 i used to watch this every day... then i got a life
if anyone dislikes ... By: titytit. on 28 Aug 10, 21:14:49 if anyone dislikes this i will beat them to death with a banana!
he's the fruit ninja By: joeritter88. on 28 Aug 10, 17:40:05 he's the fruit ninja
I love how he calls ... By: TheCryoScales. on 28 Aug 10, 08:05:42 I love how he calls them by fruit names
135 Republicans ... By: BadSauceFilms. on 28 Aug 10, 07:46:15 135 Republicans thought this would teach them how to ward of a homosexual
@NmanXwantedX He ... By: VladimirGLenin. on 28 Aug 10, 03:41:13 @NmanXwantedX He sent me here
"....So now i don't ... By: TheBossman9001. on 02 Sep 10, 17:40:00 "....So now i don't go to jail!"
I love this... By: 1331Loki. on 31 Aug 10, 12:19:35 I love this...
ROTFLMAO... I love ... By: 1331Loki. on 31 Aug 10, 12:18:38 ROTFLMAO... I love this...
Very funny video, I ... By: shomedamony. on 29 Aug 10, 12:59:20 Very funny video, I liked it! good editing, and sound effects, nice.
Nice moves dude ... By: pornhunk. on 26 Aug 10, 09:53:02 Nice moves dude and straigth line to the jail fore asualt and not self defence ;D
i am glad i am not ... By: thingman100. on 24 Aug 10, 11:05:34 i am glad i am not the guy with the yellow/black hat...
all who are picked ... By: assassinsworld2000. on 24 Aug 10, 09:17:25 all who are picked on bullied and yes harassed, if you enroll in bas's training program you'll be quick to see great results, and some arrest warrants
Bobaflex music ... By: zuspan69. on 24 Aug 10, 01:57:30 Bobaflex music rules with this video.
hahaha. thats ... By: cagkeg. on 24 Aug 10, 01:48:42 hahaha. thats renzo gracie academy in nyc.
Ha ha ha I love Bas ... By: monster4223. on 22 Aug 10, 11:57:52 Ha ha ha I love Bas crazy bastard... Mixed Martial Arts asshole!!!
very good, better ... By: todd1400. on 22 Aug 10, 09:35:34 very good, better than half the wank you get on youtube
Bas Rutten is my ... By: Balabazoone. on 20 Aug 10, 23:25:32 Bas Rutten is my Chuck Norris!
@TheTwill12 OMFG i ... By: Bishop45acp. on 20 Aug 10, 20:17:03 @TheTwill12 OMFG i just say that commercial, with 7 crane kick, i almost cried :):):) but i didn't :P
Odakle si braco...; ... By: Aleksandra666777. on 20 Aug 10, 13:48:02 Odakle si braco...;-) Hvala za fizicko vaspitanje ...a i ja nisam losa kada se borim na ulici. HVALA !!!
HAHAHAHAAA By: iraq4life2007. on 18 Aug 10, 01:53:08 HAHAHAHAAA
that poor guy lol By: fatalone1313. on 17 Aug 10, 02:11:42 that poor guy lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Bas ... By: bokros. on 16 Aug 10, 06:21:05 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Bas is so funny
LMAO too funny, i'm ... By: biteme9758. on 15 Aug 10, 02:07:47 LMAO too funny, i'm gonna try that knife legal defence, good thinking Bas.
@CoolDojo9000 i ... By: 1amweasel. on 13 Aug 10, 21:27:11 @CoolDojo9000 i said nothing of bas!he's awesome...i was talking about "TheAnimatorEqualizer"
@1amweasel
get ... By: CoolDojo9000. on 13 Aug 10, 21:04:29 @1amweasel
get real kid
Bas is a joker
@CoolDojo9000 No ... By: 1amweasel. on 13 Aug 10, 20:21:44 @CoolDojo9000 No but he is an idiot!! If he can't tell the diferrence between comedy and reality then he is an idiot :)))
@TheTwill12 He ... By: TheAnimatorEqualizer. on 10 Aug 10, 14:57:35 @TheTwill12 He already has - search it on youtube - he attacked a poor defenceless old monk for not showing him the '7 crane technique' of kung fu. What a sad and hopeless world we live in.
@ ... By: YungJuve. on 10 Aug 10, 14:19:45 @TheAnimatorEqualizer
You are just making silly suppositions based on... nothing but your imagination, which tells me that you obviously don't have any idea of who Bas is. In fact, Bas was the one who used to get bullied as a kid because of a some kind of a skin condition he had and even after he got into martial arts and reached a level where he could kick any one of those bullies' ass, he didn't. So please... STFU
I fucking adore bas ... By: TheEpicFailMan. on 08 Aug 10, 16:26:13 I fucking adore bas rutten!!!
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In this free video clip learn how to properly utilize choking and bearhug techniques according to Krav Maga teachings for self defense training. Expert: Steve Jimenez Contact: www.fitandfearless.c om Bio: Steve Jimenez is the lead instructor of the South Austin location for Krav Maga International. He holds three black belts in three martial arts disciplines. Filmmaker: Murlin Evans
@MrWirer he said in ... By: Tonygt13. on 04 Sep 10, 02:39:45 @MrWirer he said in the "mind of women" so im guessing part of it was for women
@MrWirer finger her By: ConDemZ. on 03 Sep 10, 22:34:27 @MrWirer finger her
He sounds like the ... By: CaptainBeerman1098. on 03 Sep 10, 19:20:38 He sounds like the deadliest version of kermit the frog
most of the time ... By: AqKylar. on 03 Sep 10, 14:15:46 most of the time its male on male
@MrWirer It'd still ... By: LEFTURMUM. on 03 Sep 10, 01:19:49 @MrWirer It'd still hurt, since when you hit the groin area, ovaries will get impacted too.
hmm i would go with ... By: K3v1nfl. on 02 Sep 10, 23:06:47 hmm i would go with thumb in the eye blind the mofo
@MrWirer you give ... By: fred741fred. on 02 Sep 10, 21:53:55 @MrWirer you give her a strong punch on a tits she's gonna suffering of it it's sure :P
@esparza8888 yeah ... By: youareallchumps. on 01 Sep 10, 05:38:47 @esparza8888 yeah righto you softcock yankee sack of shit. You american spicks are all pussy little faggots. I'd do you serious damage, but wouldn't fight you until you had washed and had a shower you greasy mexican!
@youareallchumps No ... By: esparza8888. on 01 Sep 10, 03:30:52 @youareallchumps No motherfucker I'm AMERICAN born and raised and I have a Mexican heritage. I'm tired of hearing racist pricks like you and I'm sure you wouldn't say that shit to my face because you wouldn't be able to type your little comments anymore
@MrWirer LOL, and ... By: TimeCodeMechanics. on 01 Sep 10, 02:27:00 @MrWirer LOL, and what's the chances of that happening if you didn't pay for it. LOL.
pause at 3:43 lol By: imkungfu. on 31 Aug 10, 20:32:06 pause at 3:43 lol
ok good vid nice ... By: jujitsoka32. on 30 Aug 10, 16:42:11 ok good vid nice expplanations about what to do, so for professional attackers will take just FEW seconds to choke a posible victim it depends of itself to reat as fast as you can
@MrWirer and what ... By: MrNinecrimes. on 30 Aug 10, 08:41:24 @MrWirer and what if Gisele Bündchen tryes to rape you huh?? I never found a selfe defense video on that......
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE ... By: Tess642008. on 30 Aug 10, 00:24:53 WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE RACIST?!!! Were all living people with feelings, no matter what color of skin.
errr, would a ... By: Linkachu117. on 29 Aug 10, 05:56:22 errr, would a technique like that (the bear hug defense) actually work if there's a significant size difference between the two? like myself, I'm not a particularly big guy, and I know people who literally are twice my size and can just toss me around like a sack of potatoes, so... would it work at all for women?
rape scenario... ... By: MachuMacKerrson. on 29 Aug 10, 02:29:14 rape scenario... nice!
@MrWirer lol what ... By: MasterSylvio. on 28 Aug 10, 17:15:47 @MrWirer lol what are the odds of that though.
omg doggy style fuck By: manrange8. on 27 Aug 10, 23:20:22 omg doggy style fuck
@MrWirer don't ... By: OnemanNinjaclan. on 27 Aug 10, 14:43:36 @MrWirer don't threatn me with a good time....
@MrWirer COMMON ... By: ScreamingKengaroo. on 26 Aug 10, 14:25:25 @MrWirer COMMON MISCONCEPTION, WOMEN ARE ALSO VULNERABLE TO GROIN KICKS.
@MrWirer your ... By: The1994NateDawg. on 26 Aug 10, 01:04:42 @MrWirer your screwed then..
@MrWirer then you ... By: N27B. on 26 Aug 10, 00:41:09 @MrWirer then you would be fucked!
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www.bojuka.ca Self defense against an assailant armed with a hand gun. Learn how to grab the a hand gun away and escape. Turn the gun on your attacker. http www.bojuka.com
What happens if ... By: chandledorf. on 04 Sep 10, 12:45:56 What happens if they dont hold the gun like a robot. Usually when someones holding a gun they have a solid two handed grip on the pistol.
good tactic but I ... By: oldsgtmajusmc. on 03 Sep 10, 08:56:22
good tactic but I would disarm as soon as gun is shown- do not wait untill u think he is going to shoot-you cant beat the trigger pull you are beating the thought process that he has to go through-oldsgtmajusmc
cool vid, i hope i ... By: pjicleanair420. on 25 Aug 10, 18:13:58 cool vid, i hope i would never have to try this but good mental note
I guess nobody will ... By: Vultar666. on 25 Aug 10, 06:46:33 I guess nobody will aim at you at that distance unless he's a beggar.
Try disarming opponent out of reach :)
@XtremeDamage447
... By: StoopidGinger. on 23 Aug 10, 17:35:01 @XtremeDamage447
LOL
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<----- watch my ... By: taserpower1. on 18 Aug 10, 16:02:41
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someone held me up ... By: XtremeDamage447. on 15 Aug 10, 20:49:04 someone held me up 2day i tried doing this and i got shot in the mouth ur advice is shit
never do anything ... By: blazerblast. on 10 Aug 10, 11:19:56 never do anything againsta gun situation you will die even if you get to the shooter,chances are you will be so weak you will get no mercy
What if the ... By: spiriteoffire. on 05 Aug 10, 05:01:09 What if the attacker is holding the gun with both hands?
What if the ... By: spiriteoffire. on 05 Aug 10, 05:00:25 What if the attacker is holding the gun with both hands?
Why even get close ... By: Kimman4132. on 31 Jul 10, 22:03:03 Why even get close with a gun :S
@Scaperz2 Any shot ... By: theredscourge. on 30 Jul 10, 04:02:50 @Scaperz2 Any shot to a major artery has a high risk of being fatal, and even the slightest gunshot wound can be fatal if they bleed to death or get a nasty infection. Don't pull the trigger unless you absolutely need to put someone down anyways, it may be best to not shoot at all, if you fire, miss, and the gun jams, you have nothing, and are probably left dealing with a very angry person.
There are no save points in real life!
What happened? I ... By: MrZetterlund777. on 17 Jul 10, 08:55:54 What happened? I blinked and missed it. -_-
@coolm0di or you ... By: Scaperz2. on 05 Jul 10, 14:37:32 @coolm0di or you could just aim lower like below the stomach cuz i mean that would hurt big time such as in the calf and it wouldn't be so fatal : P
What about a melee ... By: Scaperz2. on 05 Jul 10, 14:35:02 What about a melee to the head with the butt of the gun as you disarm it to stun him or knock him out?
@Onesimus620 I ... By: chengtsu. on 28 Jun 10, 19:33:29 @Onesimus620 I would say the gun firing a few inches from the ear is extremely painful, but not deadly, ergo not dangerous. A gun aimed at the chest and fired, however, would be extreme deadly.
@realselfdefense ... By: coolm0di. on 22 Jun 10, 17:04:44 @realselfdefense depens on the attacker, if he is one big guy, full of rage then one bullied wont stop him. If its one normal guy, trying to shoot his leg multiple times could be possible. I dont know, maybe youre right. Its just killing someone sucks big time... :P
.... and if you are ... By: realselfdefense. on 21 Jun 10, 21:39:51 .... and if you are justified in pulling the trigger you are justified in killing the aggressor (under reasonable grounds you feared death or great/grevious bodily harm). Guns are designed to kill. You have doubts whether you are justified in pulling the trigger you probably aren't. Warning shots and missed shots can cause panic and drastically elevate the violence of the situation.
@coolm0di Just a ... By: realselfdefense. on 21 Jun 10, 21:36:12 @coolm0di Just a CAUTION... if you are going to pull the trigger, aim for center of mass. Do not fire warning shots are try to shoot the arms or legs. Handguns are difficult to fire accurately under optimal situations. Police and military are taught to target the center of mass for several reasons. Adrenaline will cause limbs to shake invluntarly and will make aiming difficult, the center of mass moves the least and moves the slowest so its an easier target than flailing arms and legs, ...
@coolm0di *his By: coolm0di. on 21 Jun 10, 09:27:37 @coolm0di *his
@realselfdefense I ... By: coolm0di. on 21 Jun 10, 09:27:13 @realselfdefense I would shoot him in the leg ;)
... there for 5 ... By: realselfdefense. on 16 Jun 10, 18:44:22 ... there for 5 minutes and then shot him as he got up, you may be in the wrong. If he got up and attempted to leave you would be better off allowing him to do so. However, if he got up and came at you again it would be reasonable to assuem that he still has the means, the opportunity and the intent to finish the job. It is not uncommon for armed assailants to have multiple weapons. He may have another gun or an edged weapon on his person.
@BravoUnit1000 The ... By: realselfdefense. on 16 Jun 10, 18:41:37 @BravoUnit1000 The answer is... MAYBE... it is all circumstantial and what you can articulate in court. It is also effected by what country, state and juristiction you are in. Generally speaking you are allowed to respond with as much force is deemed reasonably necessary to stop the initial assault. It could be seen as reasonable to believe that someone trying to kill you would continue to do so after being stopped. That being said, if he complied and went to the ground and you held him....
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Nancy Lanoue of Thousand Waves Martial Arts & Self-Defense Center in Chicago offers tips on fending off would-be attackers. Visit redeyechicago.com/se lfdefense to read more.
O.O striking into ... By: wordoc23. on 05 Sep 10, 01:42:16 O.O striking into the eyes is gonna b bloody and gory =(
82.People are ... By: HoRnStErR. on 03 Sep 10, 10:47:01 82.People are stupid
thankyou, this is ... By: WildKittie13. on 01 Sep 10, 18:00:18 thankyou, this is wonderful
I Don't know; much ... By: 956jbjurt8g. on 29 Aug 10, 23:37:33 I Don't know; much of this would just make an attacher more angry; especially if he/she/it had been drinking. Cops would show up- " was attacher inebriated?". This is Girl fighting techniques and could do more harm than good; in terms of over confidence. On the other hand, trying to explain your defense actions should you prevail could even be problematic. I thought the Law was supposed to be based upon what a reasonable person would do- evidently that's not neccesarily the case.
@benufc Spesh at 6: ... By: chubbylilloser85. on 27 Aug 10, 10:13:19 @benufc Spesh at 6:21 / 22 that little look at the camera
..I actully jumped ... By: chubbylilloser85. on 27 Aug 10, 09:57:35 ..I actully jumped when she shouted NO BACK OFF lmao very good vid ><
I am currently ... By: DragonZord90. on 25 Aug 10, 12:13:40 I am currently writing a self defense book and I am interested to hear what other people think before I complete it. When it comes to the self defense techniques demonstrated in a book- do you think defenses against weapons like knifes, bats and guns should be in it? Or do you think that?s to advance to learn from a book?
i think the guy is ... By: mezelluff. on 23 Aug 10, 10:53:37 i think the guy is scared for her.
not takeing any ... By: stene12345. on 21 Aug 10, 23:38:11 not takeing any tips from a girl
@razakaharry the ... By: iChamp19. on 20 Aug 10, 20:55:37 @razakaharry the point is, you want action to be the last thing to do
at 7.48 'cuz in 1 ... By: IamSyme12. on 14 Aug 10, 18:04:22 at 7.48 'cuz in 1 min I'd pass out'. What about 2 seconds? It's tested, it's possible. First thing you're doing when someone chokes you is getting his hands away from your throat.
Watch out here ... By: 7Vovice. on 06 Aug 10, 22:39:21 Watch out here comes the next karate kid !!!
LOVE IT! By: KavaJax. on 25 Jul 10, 03:17:45 LOVE IT!
this is good stuff ... By: DementedDegsy. on 21 Jul 10, 18:04:30 this is good stuff ! very good explanations
stop speaking ... By: razakaharry. on 15 Jul 10, 13:45:35 stop speaking please...where is the action !!!
Nancy, you are an ... By: YackyDoodle53. on 06 Jul 10, 22:06:24 Nancy, you are an inspiration to all women. Thank you for making this video and teaching others how to ward off would-be attackers. We can never be too safe. I'm very impressed with your physical journey and martial art skills.
@benufc
Which one ... By: SpadeOfAces23. on 03 Jul 10, 18:41:06 @benufc
Which one is the guy?
I am a self defense ... By: DragonZord90. on 19 Jun 10, 21:27:01 I am a self defense and martial art expert and I just have to say that every word this woman say is gold worth in this video. You should listen and learn.
@axelwarriorvs i ... By: shaneoshay. on 08 Jun 10, 19:24:09 @axelwarriorvs i agree with you most heros end up dead if you have a chance to leg it GO GO GO
@cookieking1996 ... By: axelwarriorvs. on 31 May 10, 10:37:41 @cookieking1996 You're watching too much movies. Grow up. If you need to run, it doesn't mean you are scared, it means you're not an idiot.
From the rear grab ... By: KungFuKid1015. on 30 May 10, 20:15:28 From the rear grab she needs to drop her wieght immidiately, then execute her strikes. For the frontal choke, All strikes were good, however, I would much rather, bring both my hands outward pushung his hands out, dropping my wieght while grabbing on of his hands and executing a palm strike to the solar plexus, THIS DOES WORK, but has to be done fast and in ONE MOTION
@cookieking1996 ... By: KungFuKid1015. on 30 May 10, 20:08:33 @cookieking1996 Well that depends, how many people are attacking you? Are your family members in danger of being attacked if you do fight? Who is attacking you? Are you in an area where you can get help? Call me a pussy ,but I'm gonna defend myself until I am able to run, or if I can avoid the fight entirely I will.
@eagerbeaver53 Take ... By: KungFuKid1015. on 30 May 10, 20:04:12 @eagerbeaver53 Take out the knees, groin, pelvic bone, inner thigh, shin, instep. Break him down from the bottom up
@toogoodphil You ... By: KungFuKid1015. on 30 May 10, 20:02:41 @toogoodphil You are absolutly right, striking the throat can and will kill if done properly, I would not use unless my life was truely in danger or my family's life was in danger. One other thing, this woman ignored all the vital points on the body, I dont care what gender or size you are, the vital points on the chest and stomache area are effective.
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A clip from "HODA KOROSU - THE ART OF IMPROVISED WEAPONRY" as Demonstrated by Professor Ronald Duncan: www.wayofthewinds.co m which can be found here: espytv.com Video was originally shot in the mid 1990's so it is rather dated but still an excellent demonstration of improvised weaponry. Used with permission from Ronald Duncan .and ESPY-TV espytv.com http
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! By: FullmetalNick23. on 23 Mar 10, 05:12:36 NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
"Now never do that ... By: CitySkin09. on 23 Mar 10, 05:04:49 "Now never do that again." POW!!
This guy is good. ... By: brettkling. on 23 Mar 10, 03:29:54 This guy is good. I like the simplicity of using what is in your environment to your advantage.
AOTS!!! By: volc0m13987. on 23 Mar 10, 02:11:20 AOTS!!!
Teach me. By: XxMEGGAxX. on 23 Mar 10, 02:11:17 Teach me.
@fezan84
From an ... By: wolfboynyc. on 23 Mar 10, 01:07:09 @fezan84
From an engineering standpoint a cylinder of any kind is a very strong structure.
If you roll up a magazine very tightly the ends are a very hard striking surface. I do like the cueing of epic music.
Bear in mind that ... By: fezan84. on 23 Mar 10, 00:52:59 Bear in mind that the bone structure can be damaged, and death can result! *epic music*
wow just watched ... By: destrya4. on 22 Mar 10, 23:30:21 wow just watched this on AOTS
"Now never do that ... By: JackDaScarecrow. on 22 Mar 10, 23:18:32 "Now never do that again"
Thank you G4! By: 6angelo9. on 22 Mar 10, 23:14:00 Thank you G4!
AOTS!! By: maliktp13. on 22 Mar 10, 23:13:34 AOTS!!
AOTS!!!!! By: Davidrotl. on 22 Mar 10, 23:12:04 AOTS!!!!!
AOTS! By: backman412. on 22 Mar 10, 23:11:27 AOTS!
HAX LOL
that is ... By: ryuman757. on 22 Mar 10, 23:10:41 HAX LOL
that is freaking 1337, screw the knife on modern warfare, I wanna use a magazine 8O
That guy was pwned! ... By: Lamoir. on 22 Mar 10, 23:09:36 That guy was pwned! This is an epic win! Thanks aots!
AOTS!! dam he is ... By: trad24. on 22 Mar 10, 23:09:29 AOTS!! dam he is awesome
I just saw dis on ... By: Gauntlets. on 22 Mar 10, 23:08:57 I just saw dis on G4's Attack of the Show!
LOL.. thanks By: VertNinja. on 22 Mar 10, 22:30:18 LOL.. thanks
@wolfboynyc the ... By: dieselboi91. on 22 Mar 10, 14:14:12 @wolfboynyc the magazine i believe. but the chair i don't...
.....Hmmmm. *takes ... By: TeaWithGeorge. on 21 Mar 10, 16:47:26 .....Hmmmm. *takes magazine and rolls it up. Puts in purse* .....I'll... I'll be back later.
@wolfboynyc it was ... By: chris324516. on 20 Mar 10, 00:54:14 @wolfboynyc it was a joke
@chris324516
Sorry ... By: wolfboynyc. on 19 Mar 10, 23:10:02 @chris324516
Sorry about that , sometimes it's hard to tell. In that context it's actually quite funny =)
it was a joke By: chris324516. on 19 Mar 10, 20:30:16 it was a joke
"THE PEACH SHOULD ... By: Lucky95NL. on 15 Aug 10, 10:35:22 "THE PEACH SHOULD BE ATTACKED WITH A CROCODILE!"
@ardelfilm that is ... By: JessicaRabbit1011. on 22 Jul 10, 19:24:32 @ardelfilm that is how you spell it you nut...
But we have no ... By: Armystuntman. on 14 Jul 10, 16:54:53 But we have no bananas....
Love how everybody ... By: UncleBaldy4427. on 07 Jul 10, 01:28:36 Love how everybody applauds after he shoots Graham.
This is england at ... By: Joiner113. on 11 Jun 10, 14:33:38 This is england at its best :D
pinaple?? WHERE ... By: Iquil88. on 24 Mar 10, 13:13:58 pinaple?? WHERE WHERE!!11
"NOW! I EAT THE ... By: BigSmoke2222. on 07 Mar 10, 16:05:34 "NOW! I EAT THE BANANA!!" XDD
type: script monty ... By: CigarStudLasVegas. on 23 Feb 10, 07:56:25 type: script monty python self defense into google and pick the first link
Hello,
Could ... By: CaptainGibbs. on 08 Jan 10, 11:53:00 Hello,
Could someone write what they say here, please ? I'm french so I can't understand everything : they speak to fast for me :p See it written could help me to understand and translate it for my friends.
Thanks ^^
How amusing that ... By: sirstrongbad. on 08 Jan 10, 03:37:13 How amusing that there's a google ad video for Firearms Training right under this...
he's not anything, ... By: sirstrongbad. on 08 Jan 10, 03:34:51 he's not anything, he's too busy pining for the fjords.
haha its awesome By: b0ogi3m4n. on 02 Jan 10, 06:34:21 haha its awesome
XD they say that ... By: stitchesinyourface. on 07 Dec 09, 03:57:10 XD they say that they've done the passionfruit twice
graham chapmans a ... By: stitchesinyourface. on 05 Dec 09, 02:36:37 graham chapmans a gay........ but that's still cool anyways :D
shut up!
XD By: LeoArctica. on 19 Nov 09, 23:11:02 shut up!
XD
jhon cleese is ... By: LeoArctica. on 19 Nov 09, 23:10:45 jhon cleese is great XD
Oh shit! Hilarious! By: MonacoBlast. on 11 Nov 09, 02:07:19 Oh shit! Hilarious!
Me too! By: khopcraft. on 15 Oct 09, 02:55:35 Me too!
I like his acting ... By: proudtobefilipino92. on 11 Sep 09, 12:28:33 I like his acting on the other one better. :P
the instructor said ... By: opocot2004. on 23 Aug 09, 01:06:04 the instructor said he learned the 16ton weight trick in Malaya. unfortunately there are no more of them here (in Malaysia) today. ha ha ha ha...
i only learned about Monty Python on MTV in mid-80s when i was studying in USA. then i saw their Life of Brian (the best), Holy Grail (second best) and Meaning of Life (a distant third). i can watch monty python every day and never got tired of them.
AND POINTED STICKS By: sporeaddict056. on 19 Aug 09, 22:50:39 AND POINTED STICKS
RELEASE THE TIGER! By: Darth305. on 15 Aug 09, 02:15:31 RELEASE THE TIGER!
theres 2 versions ... By: thatwassolastweek1. on 04 Aug 09, 19:39:45 theres 2 versions of this. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! they've lost their uniqueness
Swine flu? Well ... By: mrbuch. on 03 Aug 09, 14:26:21 Swine flu? Well they've been eatin' too much fresh fruit!
wow shouldnt they ... By: nicholas1134rules. on 28 Aug 10, 22:40:40 wow shouldnt they be helping the guys? lol useless women....wasting energy and consuming resources
That would of been ... By: CaIlidus. on 12 Aug 10, 20:57:38 That would of been better if they actually had a martial art professional. It would be interesting to see how he adapts, it would also give a better perspective on fighting.
I would be 99.9% sure he would be lethal and straight to the point.
kicks to the groin, elbows knees, and improvised weapons at all times.
gona be harder to ... By: alakaboom4. on 08 Aug 10, 15:56:51 gona be harder to get them in the kitchen now >:(
Yelling "Huuuah" ... By: IPurgeNonBelievers. on 28 Jul 10, 17:42:24 Yelling "Huuuah" doesn't do anything...
lol if this was ... By: PolarizXXX. on 26 Jul 10, 17:58:22 lol if this was real i would laugh if they try to punch someone and the person just pulls a gun and shoots her xD
in a post apoc ... By: WiiLink89. on 24 Jul 10, 06:07:53 in a post apoc world. there will be little human hand to hand combat and more gangs. martial arts fails against any gun.
wtf only dumd ass ... By: sweetakagabriel2. on 22 Jul 10, 15:29:23 wtf only dumd ass girls are there
High roundhouse ... By: eddiedaskull. on 08 Jun 10, 03:58:17 High roundhouse kicks are easy to catch or block with a hand tool or one's eblow
WHY don't they at ... By: fixdeluxe1. on 23 May 10, 02:39:36 WHY don't they at least have paintball guns or airsoft ones to simulate firearms,because in ANY situation like this I would have a gun on me,as well as blades and a melee weapon.
Yep. She'd be dead ... By: Redlightning7. on 03 Mar 10, 02:35:45 Yep. She'd be dead pretty quick.
"To those who just ... By: TheVampyreCat. on 13 Feb 10, 02:12:23 "To those who just can't stop mouthing off about this girl, cool it. I'm sure you're the Bruce Lee incarnate in your own little world, but she is at least boosting these women's self confidence and somewhat? improving their odds."
That comment? -So what is your point? What wouldn't be a problem if I was a grammar nazi? (I actually do criticize people for bad grammar).
@TheVampyreCat
... By: L0rdBalmung1. on 13 Feb 10, 00:09:59 @TheVampyreCat
Reread my comment....
this wouldnt be a problem if you were a grammar nazi lol.
@tep2005 At least ... By: TheVampyreCat. on 29 Jan 10, 23:29:19 @tep2005 At least someone has some "common" sense. I still don't like the show much though because it is a dumb reality show.
@L0rdBalmung1 A ... By: TheVampyreCat. on 29 Jan 10, 23:28:15 @L0rdBalmung1 A roundhouse is not an impractical kick.
@PillowDood You're ... By: TheVampyreCat. on 29 Jan 10, 23:27:05 @PillowDood You're a prick.
bag not hit back By: zecnobot. on 19 Sep 09, 06:15:07 bag not hit back
dumbass, the ... By: PillowDood. on 15 Sep 09, 21:38:09 dumbass, the winning form of offense is offense. 1 on 1, its full on kill or be killed. Or keep "defending" against throat punches, knee smashing, and fishhooking.
Anybody with a ... By: PillowDood. on 15 Sep 09, 19:53:38 Anybody with a sense of a real life and death situation, would see thru this bitch's fancy karate bullshit and pass guard during her telegraphed high kick "attack" and stomp/choke/face smash/rape the shit outta her.
Shes more worthless than the bitchy nurse and even the fat dumb "rocket scientist". Stupid cunts should focus on cooking and re-population.
Exactly! Bitches ... By: PillowDood. on 15 Sep 09, 19:44:41 Exactly! Bitches want to kick nutsacks, they can take an uppercut to snatch then. I thought the rare art of clit smashing was lost.
I see absolutely no ... By: leokuan. on 10 Sep 09, 22:17:07 I see absolutely no place for this annoying character's skill-set in a world such as the one presented in this show; weapons/intelligence/knowledge > trying to kick someone in the head who's twice your size. She does know how to kick with her front leg though. If you know anything about kicking, you know that counts for something. Still, that mere fact doesn't change anything, and in some cases, knowing how to fight a little will only create a false sense of security.
normal slaves ( ... By: AntiCookieMonster. on 10 Sep 09, 13:30:58 normal slaves (which is more than just sex-slave ;P), but seriously if you look back in the history almost all over the world there was tendency to make weaker, beaten people slaves (look at USA).
By the way i forgot even creepier way of using humans developed recently - forced organ donors.
what slaves By: 4cClubT. on 10 Sep 09, 02:28:06 what slaves
To those who just ... By: tep2005. on 30 Aug 09, 04:12:58 To those who just can't stop mouthing off about this girl, cool it. I'm sure you're the Bruce Lee incarnate in your own little world, but she is at least boosting these women's self confidence and somewhat improving their odds.
"so many kicks, ... By: L0rdBalmung1. on 27 Aug 09, 13:30:06 "so many kicks, which are impractical to use in a real fight."
Mirko Cro Cop. Look it up.
Geez...where's Sir ... By: sousaphonist. on 27 Aug 10, 01:06:21 Geez...where's Sir Clucks-A-Lot when you need him?
we done fresh fruit ... By: LycanDarkBlood. on 19 Aug 10, 20:44:37 we done fresh fruit for the past 9 weeks!!! Oh you think you know it all!!! XD
What about pointed ... By: HeavensOfMetal. on 15 Aug 10, 23:16:23 What about pointed stick- SHUT UP!
Suppose he got a ... By: jayasimhan. on 15 Aug 10, 11:11:22 Suppose he got a bunch!
-THEN EAT THE ... By: Chriz9950. on 11 Aug 10, 18:51:27 -THEN EAT THE BANANAS, DISARMING HIM!
-What if he has a bunch?
-SHUT UP!
-What if he has a pointed stick?
hahahaha
"Flu?! They've been ... By: SquirlNutssss. on 02 Jul 10, 03:56:35 "Flu?! They've been eating to much fresh fruit."
Bananas não são ... By: 1000jamesk. on 25 Jun 10, 18:17:10 Bananas não são frutas.
Pointed Sticks! By: aralight22. on 22 Jun 10, 05:23:50 Pointed Sticks!
"Pineapple"
"WHERE? ... By: MrJak925. on 20 Jun 10, 15:51:04 "Pineapple"
"WHERE?! WHERE?!"
"I was just saying it"
Lol xD
lol "run for it" ... By: MattySP34Ks. on 16 Jun 10, 16:51:11 lol "run for it" lololololololol
Two days later he ... By: thetuckman1. on 10 Jun 10, 05:47:19 Two days later he was found dead with a pointed stick through his heart.
WELL ILL TELL YOU ... By: SuperRyan80. on 28 May 10, 16:39:35 WELL ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING MY LAD! WHEN YOUR WALKING HOME TONIGHT AND SOME HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES AFTER YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!
HAHAHAA!
we did this sketch ... By: mjmegafan223. on 22 May 10, 01:29:43 we did this sketch at skewl, i played smith....it was fun:)
@gummel82 He's ... By: KamokuChan. on 10 May 10, 22:31:09 @gummel82 He's saying pointed stick, not point at stick. =)
what's Point at ... By: gummel82. on 01 May 10, 12:15:03 what's Point at stick ?
i like the way the ... By: Shaniac1138. on 30 Apr 10, 16:36:33 i like the way the banana was there all the time, just waiting to be picked up
hilarious By: MrBz123wee. on 22 Apr 10, 09:57:00 hilarious
Point-ed stick!!! ... By: horsechick1996. on 11 Apr 10, 18:36:08 Point-ed stick!!! Haha I love Eric Idle
@StaraziaSelin66
... By: ilikethecoke. on 22 Mar 10, 09:18:23 @StaraziaSelin66
I didn't hear it twice. I heard oranges, apples, grapefruit, whole and segments, pommegranates, green gages (however you spell it), grapes, passion fruit, lemons, plums, and mangos in syrup.
I love Idle's ... By: mwakin22. on 13 Mar 10, 15:10:26 I love Idle's obsession with point-ed sticks.
@StaraziaSelin66
... By: dupebrains2. on 11 Mar 10, 22:45:39 @StaraziaSelin66
For Odin's sake, SHUT UP
@leandrotsilva ... By: StaraziaSelin66. on 07 Mar 10, 19:05:36 @leandrotsilva PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get TheWorldFarOff OFF OF THIS VID
@TheWorldFarOff DO ... By: StaraziaSelin66. on 07 Mar 10, 19:00:55 @TheWorldFarOff DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT HOMOS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HOMOSEXUALITY!!!! STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS!!!! GO BE A GODDAMNED HECKLER SOME OTHER VID!!!!!
no no no run and ... By: ctwebster44. on 29 Aug 10, 08:22:44 no no no run and scream like thisAAAAHHHHHH ok.ok AHHHHHHH- BAAAM!!!!
OMG
CHECK SOUND BEFORE ... By: wotusay69. on 28 Aug 10, 13:10:23 CHECK SOUND BEFORE U UPLOAD!! EARDRUMS R BLEEDING
COME ON MAN ATACK ... By: omahagreek. on 17 Aug 10, 18:05:21 COME ON MAN ATACK ME!!!!! kdsfalksdnl BAM hahahahahahahaha
"Let me tell you ... By: M4x3dPK3r. on 10 Aug 10, 00:12:00 "Let me tell you something my lad when your walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes at you with a bunch loganberries don't come crying to me" BRILLIANT xD !!
Hahaha! One of my ... By: Sami7685. on 08 Aug 10, 06:52:54 Hahaha! One of my favorite routines, next to philosopher football. :D
2:46 ^^ By: heimatbund. on 05 Aug 10, 13:10:15 2:46 ^^
@xylenempacheco ... By: itubeyoudont. on 04 Aug 10, 13:44:35 @xylenempacheco lolollo
they never did ... By: itubeyoudont. on 04 Aug 10, 13:42:50 they never did guavas or etroggs....
"pointed stick?"... ... By: pawnsacrifice1. on 29 Jul 10, 23:10:26 "pointed stick?"....Cleese deserved an oscar for this sketch
@Mr4eyes26 Yeah, ... By: Teeg32. on 27 Jul 10, 20:22:31 @Mr4eyes26 Yeah, back in the 60's there wasn't international TV syndication, so in order to get foreign stations to buy a show, they would promote it with a feature film, which was easy to sell internationally. ABC made Batman: the Movie for the same reason.
@xylenempacheco ... By: chessyproductionsLTD. on 27 Jul 10, 12:57:42 @xylenempacheco worst question ever... monty python are british
here is answer for ... By: Mr4eyes26. on 26 Jul 10, 16:06:42 here is answer for the people saying y did they make two of the same sketch one is from the movie "Monty pythons and now for something completely different" yes that is the name funny rite and the other version of the sketch is from the sit-com "Monty pythons flying circus (the above is from the movie)
Lol are they ... By: xylenempacheco. on 26 Jul 10, 04:50:06 Lol are they Canadian?
This one is far ... By: like2surf. on 21 Jul 10, 06:29:55 This one is far funnier than they other won for some reason.
They made two of ... By: Kadiezi. on 09 Jul 10, 07:34:31 They made two of the same of this sketch >.> that's random..... like a pointed stick.
@ ... By: Shadow8055. on 05 Jul 10, 18:49:09 @spadehatesscrewtube Pretty much just green plums.
H ... By: 3dg4r95. on 29 Jun 10, 18:35:48 H AHAHHQAGAgvhagsahaghahahhahahahhahahahahah he shot him HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
"You Mr.Apricot!"
... By: kalloused. on 21 Jun 10, 22:20:14 "You Mr.Apricot!"
"Harrison"
"Er...Sorry, Harrison!"
lol
i still want to ... By: spadehatesscrewtube. on 21 Jun 10, 14:41:21 i still want to know what green gauges are.
What about a ... By: MrJazzdup. on 15 Jun 10, 02:29:19 What about a pointed stick
Next, I eat the ... By: RockstarUnited. on 13 Jun 10, 19:51:53 Next, I eat the banana.
@asgards3 ... By: gguirao. on 13 Jun 10, 07:16:56 @asgards3 Loganberries are a hybrid between blackberries and raspberries.
@asgards3 ... By: gguirao. on 12 Jun 10, 21:28:24 @asgards3 Loganberries are a hybrid? between blackberries and raspberries.
Come on then attack ... By: izmaski. on 12 Jun 10, 04:57:51 Come on then attack!
*Screams and lunges*
*Shoots*
*Falls and dies*
Right then, now, eat the banana!
Classic, I love them!
this guy is awesome ... By: pascalown. on 08 Aug 10, 07:29:10 this guy is awesome. really useful techniques.
danga deee danga dee danga, kick him in the groin danda dang knee to the face dong dont u ever do this bang bang bang danga di danga de dang
@Sifesboran bas ... By: althekiller420ish. on 03 Aug 10, 01:19:01 @Sifesboran bas would eat your face
Hm... he needs to ... By: goodguyfun. on 24 Jul 10, 15:27:36 Hm... he needs to years of therapy and public service to learn empathy and the value of a peacful life, or prison. Sad.
Great video. There ... By: Sifesboran. on 23 Jul 10, 14:56:16 Great video. There is no better comedy than an idiot trying to be serious.
bas rutten took ... By: MrLENOXst. on 23 Jul 10, 10:25:33 bas rutten took they an hood lmao
La carga de ... By: furikuriRZ. on 07 Jul 10, 05:29:01 La carga de violencia del pelado es inceible....
dangede dangede dang By: Sebhelyesfarku. on 25 Jun 10, 22:02:38 dangede dangede dang
please somebody ... By: moloko89. on 15 Jun 10, 00:35:50 please somebody make a remix :D dängädängdäng
BAS IS THE BOSS! <3 By: KhrysHermary. on 13 Jun 10, 23:17:43 BAS IS THE BOSS!
lol two eyes for an ... By: jc55. on 10 Jun 10, 20:14:33 lol two eyes for an eye
I'm converting.
4am: rendering and ... By: bogotaboy. on 09 Jun 10, 09:10:27 4am: rendering and Bas Rutten!!!!
haha 3:27 "from ... By: MrYodasmurf. on 04 Jun 10, 06:13:23 haha 3:27 "from here, sky is the limit"
This guy rox!
I'd ... By: eatmohchicknsaystcow. on 03 Jun 10, 10:04:44 This guy rox!
I'd rather see him in the movies than any wrestling warrior. He is way fun!
AND DON'T FORGET THE KICK IN THE GROIN!
BAS: People loves you!
i would suggest u ... By: SatanicVomit. on 26 May 10, 17:12:33 i would suggest u to do is, as i do always this, Dangetdi dangetdi DANG
lmao
"Dont - (hit head ... By: luqiboi1. on 24 May 10, 11:31:57 "Dont - (hit head on table) you - ever (hit head on table) do - (hit head on table) this!" hahaha fucking legend
This is funnier ... By: youtert. on 20 May 10, 04:41:05 This is funnier than the "better version" that has more views.
legend By: raverkiddy. on 24 Apr 10, 04:09:42 legend
the skinner guy is ... By: shootme243. on 23 Apr 10, 22:04:23 the skinner guy is my cousin amir rahnavardi but him and bas had a falling out right around the time the anacondas team started up
LOL!!!! ok im sorry ... By: h8thatiluvu. on 23 Apr 10, 05:20:54 LOL!!!! ok im sorry, BANG BANG BANG, no im not.. LOL
llmfao, why would a ... By: japanesekid23. on 23 Apr 10, 04:01:22 llmfao, why would a kid be in a bar!?
@HyperfastMalmsteen ... By: crazydragon50. on 16 Apr 10, 22:13:17 @HyperfastMalmsteen
I appreciate the respect you have shown me. I trained with Bas briefly and have an immense respect for him and what he has accomplished in his career. I agree anyone at anytime is vulnerable to a knock out, I also believe fighters should only be judged by their fair fights, and not if they "get their ass kicked" by more than fair odds. Thank you for clarifying, you seem like a nice guy too. Cheers.
okay im gonna ... By: HyperfastMalmsteen. on 13 Apr 10, 15:54:14 okay im gonna explain my self to you because you sound like you are a nice guy and nice people in my book are respected..my point was That even Bas rutten can get a beating..because im so tired of people saying nobody could beat bruce lee bla bla bla..i know for a fact that bruce lee got his ass whopped by his mother when he was a kid..tyson got knocked out in his prime! by james buster douglas..nobody is unbeatable no matter how hard you train..A LUCKY PUNCH is all what it takes..BOOM! K.O!
@HyperfastMalmsteen ... By: crazydragon50. on 13 Apr 10, 15:42:09 @HyperfastMalmsteen Well if I misunderstood u then I apologize. What was the purpose of your statement then? I took it as someone just hating on Bas, I guess you are saying you brought that up for another reason. What is that reason? I just could not fathom what the point of it was, so please clarify for us...
i am an asshole ... By: HyperfastMalmsteen. on 08 Apr 10, 12:46:23 i am an asshole because bas rutten got his ass kicked?.bas rutten said he got his ass kicked by the bouncers him self on his web site..so??..i don´t expect bas rutten to be unbeatable..he deserves his reputation..but not that pussy shamrock..hate him
@HyperfastMalmsteen ... By: crazydragon50. on 08 Apr 10, 11:29:45 @HyperfastMalmsteen
You talking about in 98 when he beat up a staff of doormen and got charged with verious assaults by the pussy bouncers?lol. Hey bro, STFU and show some respect. This man has taught many Martialists and is VERY respected the world over. Dont be an asshole just to be an asshole.
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Johnny Knoxville tests out various self defense weapons on himself. This was definitely before Jackass. I think this is Knoxville's debut stunt too. Enjoy.
Man he's freakin ... By: Kyleyurface. on 03 Sep 10, 04:22:37 Man he's freakin tough
ATTENTION ALL METAL ... By: jonathancarbajal. on 02 Sep 10, 01:08:07 ATTENTION ALL METAL HEAD
We showed on september 1st we can take down this faggot bieber.
so what is stopping us again ?
on the 7th? of september WE will be visisting the video ONE TIME By justine bieber. The same as before DISLIKE and BAD COMMENT. Let's not stop here lets take down every single peace of industrial bullshit that has been produced hope to see you there My Friends? COPY AND PASTE THIS TO EVERY MUSIC VIDEO YOU LIKE
Lets not stop here !
From a fellow metal head. \m/
@culpe047
It's ... By: SSTTEEAALLTTHH. on 24 Aug 10, 19:57:57 @culpe047
It's just a stupid flag of the country you happen to be born it. Don't act stupid about it.
I feel like my eyes ... By: Hola7895. on 23 Aug 10, 17:58:01 I feel like my eyes have gonohrea.
@lethalbox909
... By: SimGirl00. on 22 Aug 10, 20:45:24 @lethalbox909
cant you just stop the video?
@lethalbox909 Just ... By: Physicx17. on 10 Aug 10, 15:28:16 @lethalbox909 Just pause the video!!!
JOHNY KNOXVILLE XD By: GangstarrMario. on 06 Aug 10, 00:14:18 JOHNY KNOXVILLE XD
how does he know ... By: black4pienus. on 02 Aug 10, 12:47:54 how does he know how gonorea feels like??
he looks so young.. By: johncookiedoee. on 01 Aug 10, 12:54:48 he looks so young..
@lethalbox909 pause ... By: supermushroom100. on 29 Jul 10, 16:20:54 @lethalbox909 pause it asshole
He must be brave... ... By: CookieMonster1xX. on 25 Jul 10, 08:02:32 He must be brave... .__.
I ? Johnny ... By: MrsMichaelBruno343. on 23 Jul 10, 18:42:32 I ? Johnny Knoxville! He's my hero.
@liamassacre you ... By: somebodychileno. on 15 Jul 10, 15:20:29 @liamassacre you must see sh!t Number Two from the Big Brother Magazine
i cant see the ... By: liamassacre. on 08 Jul 10, 15:32:27 i cant see the shooting himself segmant...
HAHA! WOW! I Love ... By: TheGeorgieGurl. on 07 Jul 10, 18:17:55 HAHA! WOW! I Love Johnny Knoxville!!
Can someone pleas ... By: ostmash. on 29 Jun 10, 18:07:19 Can someone pleas tell me whats the music in the background is called? song name or gengre? PLEASE
i LOVE jonny ... By: simpleplanfanluvr. on 29 Jun 10, 17:20:28 i LOVE jonny knoxville he' s my hero!!!!
Ahaha Johnny got ... By: mytomibaby. on 28 Jun 10, 04:18:43 Ahaha Johnny got tazed by a stun gun, but if I were a jackass member even though I'm 12...I would go for the nuts Lola XP
respect for Johnny ... By: SwiftyMcVay666. on 27 Jun 10, 10:36:37 respect for Johnny :D so funny.... :D
Where's the part ... By: MrHairyNutz. on 26 Jun 10, 19:26:01 Where's the part where he shoots himself?
@campkillyourself93 ... By: lethalbox909. on 19 Jun 10, 11:00:27 @campkillyourself93 It's cool, man. I know what you mean though. It's like, I put the fucking annotation there for a reason.
@lethalbox909 I'll ... By: campkillyourself93. on 19 Jun 10, 10:10:31 @lethalbox909 I'll make it longer. Sorry but I just get tired of people saying the same shit over and over again about this skit.
@campkillyourself93 ... By: lethalbox909. on 19 Jun 10, 06:25:46 @campkillyourself93 I can't read the fucking annotation when it's 3 seconds long and it only runs for 2.
@lethalbox909 Does ... By: campkillyourself93. on 19 Jun 10, 02:31:10 @lethalbox909 Does anybody read the fucking annotation?
this actually ... By: lethalbox909. on 19 Jun 10, 00:37:13 this actually footage of an article Johnny was meant to write for Big Brother skateboarding magazine and it became the idea that sparked Jackass
important life ... By: SSt4rr. on 01 Sep 10, 20:32:13 important life lesson
This is sadly ... By: FreeEnergyEngineer. on 01 Sep 10, 12:08:27 This is sadly profound. I've been doing martial arts for over 35 years. After about 30 years, you think, 'well, I haven't maimed or killed anyone sofar', so then you get guns. Then you get lazy because you think in a self defense situation, 'well, I'll just shoot the guy'.
@FatmanC4123
Thanks ... By: norandomnumbers. on 30 Aug 10, 14:43:01 @FatmanC4123
Thanks for ruining it :3
Pointed stick! LOOOL By: Racer106Hacker. on 29 Aug 10, 19:18:37 Pointed stick! LOOOL
"COME ON MAN, ... By: Arkain9. on 29 Aug 10, 16:20:16 "COME ON MAN, ATTACK ME!"
"AAHHH-" *GUNSHOT* *DIES*
"Next, I eat the banana"
THE END
I almost died from laughing lol
1:20 his little ... By: LoveLennon28. on 25 Aug 10, 13:49:04 1:20 his little leap always makes me laugh! And aww Eric Idle looks cute here!
49 poeple cant ... By: djsnowwy. on 20 Aug 10, 12:14:37 49 poeple cant afford bananas :D
If someone attacks ... By: ZecharaiCloud. on 14 Aug 10, 05:03:40 If someone attacks you with a bannana, defend yourself with a pointed stick.
And now for ... By: AquaPhoenix2006. on 10 Aug 10, 22:04:57 And now for something completely different....
lmao lml. By: Robinsonsgm. on 09 Aug 10, 20:51:14 lmao lml.
I just love that ... By: NewDawgg. on 07 Aug 10, 01:00:19 I just love that scream.
48 people want to ... By: lillebille12. on 06 Aug 10, 20:25:13 48 people want to defend themself against pointed sticks
Then you eat the ... By: kookylosers. on 04 Aug 10, 15:45:47 Then you eat the banana, thus disarming him, rendering him helpless.
@SPaRTaN117JM SHUT ... By: sirAthrus. on 04 Aug 10, 00:11:34 @SPaRTaN117JM SHUT UP!!
......lol
Fuckin funny!! By: CanadianWalrus. on 03 Aug 10, 04:13:12 Fuckin funny!!
@SPaRTaN117JM No. ... By: SirGuref. on 03 Aug 10, 00:47:55 @SPaRTaN117JM No. You've ruined this.
What if someone got ... By: SPaRTaN117JM. on 02 Aug 10, 17:21:24 What if someone got a dildo
RIGHT!! By: jkjl234. on 02 Aug 10, 15:58:33 RIGHT!!
"come on! come at ... By: XxStillxxAlivexX1. on 01 Aug 10, 23:49:07 "come on! come at me with the bannana! attack me!"
"AGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"
*bang*
"now, i eat the bannana."
XD
FRESH FRUIT NOT ... By: cacacallie. on 30 Jul 10, 16:33:40 FRESH FRUIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YE, EH?
Goddamn I didn't ... By: solidus311. on 27 Jul 10, 21:08:52 Goddamn I didn't see the gun coming.
I declare monty ... By: Gaaminator. on 27 Jul 10, 03:03:22 I declare monty python to be the funniest thing in existence
@Scotty2Hotty395 ... By: TheAle89515. on 26 Jul 10, 02:49:31 @Scotty2Hotty395 Because the lines make us laugh and the laughing makes us thumbs up, that's why? NO NEED TO GET ALL 'IGH 'N MIGHTY WI' US, NAH THEN?!?
this is very silly! ... By: bartieboy93. on 24 Jul 10, 15:50:31 this is very silly!
far to silly!
![Johnny Knoxville\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pJy9RERfbvY/2.jpg "Johnny Knoxville\")
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By: WonderNoobie. on 02 Sep 10, 00:43:17
Real life Situation #21. You are at the airport trying to get a flight to visit your dieing mother in the hospital when a flight attendant asks you how your day is to get money from you to buy crack. The first thing you are going to want to do is get wrist control. See, now you have complete control of her wrists. Next thing you are going to want to do is pull out your Louville Slugger because it's very hard to bring a gun into an airport. After that, you pull out your gun.
By: wonderpetwarrior. on 31 Aug 10, 23:56:06
sounds like some muggers are coming in police cars...
By: METALLICBUBBLGUM. on 31 Aug 10, 20:03:44
THIS HELPED ME ALOT!
By: alamaluxner. on 31 Aug 10, 16:26:47
Im sensing a theme here...
By: AntGatta. on 30 Aug 10, 06:52:22
the transitions are probably the best part
By: HeiwaTheNeko. on 30 Aug 10, 03:08:53
@ArthurEricBlair I suppose you could say that it is, minus any of the bits about fresh fruit.
By: DeckedTigerUnit. on 28 Aug 10, 23:35:29
Real life situation #12.Your inside a shop and you want an item,you take it and put it in your pocket now shop keeper asks for money (to buy crack of course) so you walk up to the 65yr Indian man grab his wrist (remember his a mugger and wants crack) now you have "wrist control" Ok! now you pull out your gun,now remember you have complete wrist control but the mugger's sneaky so he presses the alarm and more muggers come with sirens and guns so you run because they want your money for crack.
By: sk8erdog27. on 28 Aug 10, 17:57:36
I can now see why he is a white belt.
By: ShaunFMproductions. on 28 Aug 10, 00:35:01
It's all in the wrist control.
By: tymbomb11. on 26 Aug 10, 18:01:37
@MrPotatoIsMean noticed that too
By: MrPotatoIsMean. on 26 Aug 10, 04:19:53
Funny how the mugger is black?
By: natiwati33. on 25 Aug 10, 23:34:52
OMFG it's troy from community!
By: PlainLazyXD. on 25 Aug 10, 11:53:39
thumbs up for vol 2 :)
By: wompwompWomp1. on 25 Aug 10, 04:25:54
"S0UNDS like some muggers are coming in police cars" LMAOOO
By: ArthurEricBlair. on 24 Aug 10, 14:03:06
huge rip off of monty python, though.
By: PsYc0tIkDrEaM. on 24 Aug 10, 03:55:53
DuuDE you train with Renzo Gracie?!?!?
By: darkphoenix2. on 23 Aug 10, 23:37:19
Holy crap Troy was in this video!
By: jackien72. on 23 Aug 10, 20:24:57
he is asleep in his own bed and he is mugging you ah ha ha ha
By: jackien72. on 23 Aug 10, 20:24:31
asleep in his own bed and mugging you ah ha ha ha
By: taserpower1. on 22 Aug 10, 22:30:52
By: tutsysisters. on 20 Aug 10, 14:26:42
your mugger is asleep in his own bed! and hes mugging you! hahaha
By: Mcheetah. on 19 Aug 10, 20:35:27
Real Life Situation #89. A guy is on a video on YouTube demostrating self defense. He is mugging you and he wants crack. Okay, now what you're going to want to do is grab the tower of the PC. You now have wrist control on it. Next thing you're going to want to do is pull out your gun at the monitor. Okay, the guy is now backing down. The screen is now saying "Replay Like Share." You now have complete control.
By: namesarenteverytube. on 18 Aug 10, 02:38:33
@AlexKearnsIsGay HAHAHA!!! NUB CONTROL!!!
By: TAJEpsilon. on 17 Aug 10, 20:44:59
The mugging girl is kinda cute. lol
By: mellin4820. on 17 Aug 10, 19:00:11
hahahhahaha the ad that popped up on the video for me was for "warrior's cove" minnesota martial arts